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Sir Loin - For Da Shorteez

4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(Doin’ it 4 Da Shorteez)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(Doin’ it 4 Da Shorteez)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez)

4 Da Shorteez-
Gather ‘round and let me tell ya somethin’.
4 Da Shorteez-
Can’t you hear them little stomachs rumblin’?
4 Da Shorteez-
Yo, ya gonna eat that raggamuffin?
4 Da Shorteez-
Let’s show the shorteez some lovin’.
C’mon, my name is Sir Loin, been at this for a while.
I got four stomachs for only one stomach and mouth.
That’s a little empty belly with a vacancy sign.
Kinda like close encounters of the charity kind.
Ya got canned goods just collectin’ dust.
Ya got meat, got fruit, got vegetables.
Only prerequisites that can set a bowl.
Get ya freak on at my freaky food festival.
Cold cuts a must, don’t even take bread crust.
Cuz the shorteez be beggin’, some begga’s don’t give a….
They’s hungry, let’s face facts, they starve.
Feel a void in your heart, fill ya shoppin’ cart, 4 Da Shorteez.

4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez, y’all)
4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!
(4 Da Shorteez)

Think at what’s at stake, look upon your plate.
If it’s a slab o’ steak, time to regurgitate.
Ya got a double chin, their little chins too slim.
Ya think it’s good for them?
The little kids expose ribs.
Just think of all da shorteez, can’t ya hear ‘em cry?
Paula, cough up that burger and fries.
Hams on my left, double cans, Bob’s got high.
Give to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die.
Stop the felon, please, steady eatin’ ham and cheese.
Throw away your greens, you be pissin’ on a dream.
Gimme all your onion rings, it’s a’ight, listen.
A slice a pizza, it don’t matter if a bite’s missin’.
Prime rib, porkchop, porterhouse, it don’t stop.
My seem like hogslop, to the shorteez it’s alot.
They been hungry since birth, so hand over your desert.
Open up your mouth, stick a finger down, it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries.
Cuz a little baby’s screamin’ “man, I need a hogie!”
“Somebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me up a pot o’ pirogies!”
Think of what we’re facin’, all those little faces, c’mon lets erase this…4 Da Shorteez.

(Check it out)
Doin’ it 4 Da Shorteez.
Doin’ it 4 Da Shorteez.
Doin’ it 4 Da Shorteez.
(Doin’ it 4 Da Shorteez, y’all!)

4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!

Got crackers, got chips, got puddin’ cups.
You’d be surprised what little shorteez like to munch.
Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement.
Could be a bag o’ old diapers, they’d call that lunch.
Mayonnaise been out for a couple o’ days.
Milk and corpses, scabs and eggs.
Sweet bread, pig heads, horse heads, too.
Wanna drop it like it hot?
Here’s what ya do.

(4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!)
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
(4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez!)
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue.

But, please, no more candy yams, man.
We got more candy yams than we know what to do with.
MC Pee Pants in the h—I mean…uh, Sir Loin’s in the house!
And I’m out!